It's been hard times. Hard times.
I got a tenner Christmas bonus.

The department for work and pensions are a tight bunch.
( Matoosh would rather like a biscuit, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:50, 5 replies)

Wankers
If that was me, I would have taken a £20 note out of my pocket, shit on it, ripped it in half, and shoved it down the bosses trousers. A tenner is just plain insulting.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:10, closed)

Ten quid FTW
Think your self lucky. I work for a major engineering company that makes money hand over fist, all those stupid bloody buildings you see in Dubai we design. And what do the bastards give us last xmas (Last xmas, before the credit crunch really even hit)?

Superstructures! a set of bridges top trumps! Which isn't too bad for some of the amazing fancy bridges in it but mostly it's the A5 overbridge number 27.

tonnage of concrete: 56
tonnage of steel: 127
Span: 43m

etc etc
(qosno1, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:45, closed)

I got chickenpox for 4 days
and lost £600's worth of earnings because of it (and am now -£200 for next month's pay)

Utter utter cuntage.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:07, closed)

I think
he was meaning he's on benefits and was hoping to scounge some more.

Either that, or it really is a tight department!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:57, closed)

:(
I got £7
(sparkly_penguin, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:14, closed)