The other night:
Living in halls at uni isn't too bad once you get used to the noise, But I miss cooking at times (catered halls), so when I get a chance I like to experiment in the kitchen. The other day (after a long absinthe session on a different part of campus) I was hit by an idea. You know those "innocent smoothies", that just contain fruit? Maybe I could make one with meat! I realised I needed something that would blend up fairly well, so I got hold of some canned fish that was lying around.

The result was awful. Truly dreadful. We spent the rest of the evening daring each other to drink it, until we were joined by Simon. Simon is a lovely guy who just happens to be completely deaf in one ear. He loved it. He even said he found it "quite refreshing".

I'm thinking of marketing the recipe as "Herring aid".

This time next year, we'll be millionaires...
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:32, Reply)