Woolies
I have the misfortune to live in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire. Not by choice, it's a shit hole.

It did make me laugh when Woolworths closed down, with their up to and above 50% off sale. The locals round here usually just steal whatever they want anyway.

(I always thought "Wisbech" was a verb anyway. As in "some bastard has wisbeched my telly")
(animal252 last activated his kitten hammer on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:52, 4 replies)

My Grandparents live down the road in Elm
And I agree, Wisbech is a dump! My condolences!

It's packed full of pikies, Polish and odd looking fen foik.

(Got a free car park though, something we don't have where I live!)
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:09, closed)

My folks live near Wisbech
Horrible, horrible place...

Could do with some remodelling, Luftwaffe style.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:50, closed)

Alternatively
'Wis bech has nicked my telly?'
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:27, closed)

Wisbech
is indeed a hole. Where the dregs of East Anglia drain to. And until the late 1960s, the most common charge brought against people in Wisbech Crown Court was incest! (Usually Mother-Son incest). There's your interesting fact for the day.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:00, closed)