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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The girlfriend
A christmas a while ago she had friends over and her family were all there. For some reason or other they were rhyming things, like "pass the fork, stork" "peas please", "ham shazam" etc, you get the idea...

...a few minutes later her father rhymed when passing something across the table "there you go, woah!"

The reply that stopped time...

"Thank you wank-you"

I almost ate the tablecloth when I heard it
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:24, 4 replies)
Hahahaha!
Just... hahahaha!

oh, and *click*
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:57, closed)
love it
particularly the line "the reply that stopped time"
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:32, closed)
Fantastic
Odd that they were rhyming. I couldn't help but imagine how that would've gone with my family, the classy individuals that we are. Probably with peals of laughter and congratulations for a job well done.

I love my family.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:33, closed)
*click*
for the last sentence.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:45, closed)

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