Drinks
A uni society I'm a member of holds a fund-raising BBQ at the end of every academic year in the summer: it's always well attended, and extremely drunken, given that you pay about £6 for eight drinks.

Last year, I was working on the bar. As the evening started, it was all going okay. Pouring (admittedly rather generous - generally doubles instead of singles, and quaddies for friends) drinks, ticking off cards, having the occasional one for myself... Then I open my eyes again, lying on the floor of my house with a head even more painful that is to be expected after a few drinks. It was literally as if someone had teleported me both a mile down the road, and also about 18 hours forward in time.

I'm reliably ensured that the reason for this was me implementing a 'one for you, one for me' policy at about 10pm, and then staggering around in the middle of the field the event was held in swigging from a 1.5l bottle of rum about an hour later.

That's not the cringe part - nor is the nudity, licking of people's faces or inappropriate urination. Where things really went wrong was when I tried to put one of my flip-flops back on after a brief stagger to the other end of the bar. I bent over... Then just fell forwards. Directly onto my face - not even putting my hands down. Witnesses tell me it looked pretty much exactly like this.

I lost a large chunk of my nose, quite a bit of forehead skin, and also pretty much all of my dignity that night.
(Merrep, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:32, 3 replies)

Making a line
Why does the cop in that video ask the chap to help him make a line with tape, when they are standing among nice big straight white lines marking out the car park?
(ubergeekian, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:20, closed)

Licking
When I get massively drunk, I always feel the urge to lick (or, very occasionally, push) people's faces as well. Do you have a rational explanation for this phenomenon?
(donuts saw Gordon Gekko raking through the bins on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:52, closed)

Tragically, no
I'd love to know why it seems like a good idea - nobody, male or female is safe (except the extreme uggos).
(Merrep, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:15, closed)