Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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What a tanned tummyIt was summer. I had met my girlfriend after work at the train station and we walked up the road to the local mini-mart to get a bottle of wine. I went down one ailse, her the other.
I went to the counter with my purchase then noticed that my girlfriend had a very tanned torso under her crop top. "I never noticed you had such a good tan," said I as I rubbed her tummy in an affectionate / bawdy manner.
"I don't!" she replied. From behind the woman whose naked stomach I was rubbing.
(Why I though my girlfriend who had just got back from work as a lawyer would have a cropped top on I don't know - probably too used to talking to her chest)
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:39, 1 reply)
I was oncein a queue in a theme park, with a group of friends and my gf of the time.
I turned and hugged her as I always did when it was cold, only to have a strange feeling of cuddling a larger body mass (big boobs) rather than her petite frame.
I then got a slap from the mutual friend who I had cuddled and a raised eyebrow from the gf :(
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:50, closed)
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