Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The Step-In-LawsMy Dad remarried, and inherited a step-family.
Eldest step-brother, who is one of life's middle managers, married this oddly-shaped woman thing. She's the most prudish person I've ever met. You just don't say anything at all naughty near her. Cos you just don't. I honestly think that she must excrete diamonds, she's so tightly wrapped.
So... me, pissed and stroppy. Her. We were sat around, me not really talking as my mouth was busy drinking. Someone (I forget who) pointed out that her husband needed a shave. "That'll be really rough on your skin!" they pointed out.
Cue me having a genius boy moment. I open my big fat ugly gob-hole, and spout "Yeah, 'cos you should what it's done to her thighs!"
----socks. The last time I said something to her, I had to apologise four months later. There was a pause, during which she looked even more puzzled than usual.
I cringed. And then cringed some more.
Eventually, something clunked into place in her head. She looked up with a surprised look on her face, and said "That's all rude!"
Um, yes. Yes, it was.
They no longer speak to me at all.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:58, 2 replies)
A TRAINI bet she goes like a fucking TRAIN.
That sort do.
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Click.....even just for 'Oddly shaped woman thing' and 'That's all rude', but good story too.
Sounds like good riddance!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:58, closed)
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