Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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ChristmasI think I was about 12, and we had the family over for a party. We were playing a word association game called "poohsticks bananas", which probably would have fitted in last week's category. It's not a gay game or anything. Well, it is gay, but not in the shoving sticks and bananas up your family's arse sense of the word.*
The game works like this: you all sit in a big circle, and the player looks at a family member and says a word, like "frog", for instance. Whoever is being looked at has to look at a different person and say something that either rhymes with "frog", or begins with the same letter. So you could say "dog", or "film", or, for double points, "fog". It carries on until someone says a word starting with "p", in which case the next person has to say "poohsticks", and the person after that has to say "bananas". It's all very civilised, I think my Mum read about it in the Telegraph.
We were playing this that one Christmas, and my cousin looked at me and said "bark". I then looked directly at my uncle, and yelled "TWAT!" as loudly as I could. I'm not sure why, I don't have tourette's or anything. That certainly put a dampener on the Christmas party, and I was promptly sent to my room. I was actually more proud than embarrassed, to be honest.
*this post is fast becoming an embarrassing moment in itself.
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krang, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:03,
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Now that's......both classy and funny. Have my click.
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If I'm going to be honest......the footnote earned the click rather than the post itself.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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You called your uncle a twat and you aren't sure why...
...repressed memory! XD
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hhahahahaha!hhahahaaahaaahaaa!! i've just spat out my cornflakes over the keyboard. genius :)
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this could bethe funniest thing I've read in ages. *click*
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Laughing out loudat this.
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