Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Stupid Mouth!So I'm arguing with my brother. Unfortunately, I was also drinking.
He comes up with some comment that I can't quite figure out a decent answer to. So, I decide to go to Plan B. I blurt out "Yeah, well your mother's got a penis!"
Yeah, he collapsed into hysterical laughter. When he could breathe again, he pointed out that, as my brother, we have the same mother, and so I'd just insulted myself as well.
Arse.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:13, 1 reply)
You missed a PERFECT comeback there!
"No we don't. You're adopted!"
Foo'!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:22, closed)
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