Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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This one still makes me cringe and giggle in equal measures...I shared a flat with my friend. My girlfriend was there most of the time too because she was too scared to go home because there were trees on the way or the zombies were going to eat her or something. She was MENTAL.
Anyway, she was on the blob and she'd done the apparently proper way of disposing of a tampon, which is to wrap it in loo roll and put it in the bin. I'd just flush the things if men had periods, but they can clog up the plumbing or whatever. I googled it there to make sure she wasn't just a weirdo (well she was, but not in this way), and it's right enough, this is the official way to get rid of them. Wrap them in loo roll, put them in the bin in the bathroom.
So yeah, she did that. My mate'd dad, his dad's girlfriend, my mate's sister and her dog were round visiting.
Some ARSE left the bathroom door open and the dog got in, knocked over the bin, and then started running around the flat with this tampon and toilet roll chew toy in its mouth.
This happened just as we were leaving, so we pretended not to see, and just fucked off.
To this day none of them have said anything to me about it. Fair enough really, what would they say? :o
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:50, 2 replies)
Erm.."Why does the dog get jam roly poly?"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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I know her!Seriously. Her new dog eats poo. Lovely girl though.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:10, closed)
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