Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I, as some know, am a NurseyI went staright into ICU from qualifying, full of my own piss and importance and ready to heal the world.
One day my patient needed to have a chest Xray, a regular thing to be done in ICU. The portable Xray machine arrived and I said to the obviously blossoming and pregnant daughter of the patient "Better stand back, the radiation is'nt good for the baby!".
To which she replied "But I'm not pregnant"
Yeah she was just a fatty.
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 7:54,
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Theres an old line from Jimmy Carr"I'd rather see a pregnant woman stand than a fat girl sit and cry"
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