Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Not me, my girlfriendFirst date. We'd been flirting by text and email for a few weeks before and the big crunch came when we decided to meet. We met at a quaint and rustic little pub halfway between our respective towns on a cold October evening with a big log fire going.
My GF was sat on a similarly rustic chair that, when she shifted her weight somehow half collapsed resulting in my her nicely sizeable arse falling through the top of the frame.
So there I am, first date, quite nervous with this weird girl stuck in a chair with her legs in the air, half laughing, half crying. I did help her eventually, after I'd stopped laughing.
She dies of embarassment whenever this anecdote is brought up as she's generally a very composed professional person, but I personally think it really broke the ice on a first date. We've been together for three years.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:10, Reply)
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