Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Pearoast from elsewhere: May contain traces of pieNot so long ago, I scored some tickets to see the mighty Arsenal, and went with my father-in-law up to That London for the match.
Arriving at Paddington Station, I saw the familiar face of a young lady who I used to work with, but hadn't seen for some time. We struck up convseration, and I couldn't help noticing that she was - as they say - with child.
"So," I ask, "when's it due?"
"What? My train?"
"No... the baby."
"What? No... I'm not pregnant."
She wasn't pregnant. She had spent the months since she left our employ stuffing her face with pie. Lots of pie. And cake. And chocklit.
My dad-in-law - who had been respectfully quiet up until then, burst out laughing, and was still pointing and laughing several hours later, even through one of the worst footie matches I have ever seen in my life.
"Come on Arsenal - get your arses in gear!"
"Pfffftttt... not pregnant. HA!"
He still mentions it - especially at family get-togethers, and I still cringe.
In summary: Pie.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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