Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Sushi BluesI once was eating sushi from the barber shop floor and complained that the ‘floor’ apparently hadn’t been ‘swept’ in a while. I was then told that perhaps my ‘broom’ wasn’t big enough to do the job properly and she might have to rely on next door’s ‘broom’.
I felt *that* small.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:04, 4 replies)
Never tried Sushi...Is it nice?
Oh, just realised you're on about SUSHI ;-)
Not heard that one before! Love it.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:17, closed)
I tried sushi onceIt gave me bad breath.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:06, closed)
You're talking about your cock..... right ?:)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:29, closed)
YupMy tiny little mouse pleasurer.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:02, closed)
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