Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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My boyfriend is really into the rock band TriviumSo we went to see them at a meet and greet session at Rio’s nightclub in Bradford a year or so ago.
I was incredibly drunk as it was a Friday and we had gone out straight from work. When we got to the club there was a crowd gathered around the band. Now don’t get me wrong, I did quite like Trivium but I didn’t know what any of them looked like.
There was a big black dude who seemed to be getting a lot of attention so in my drunken haze I decided to ask him to sign my chest (nothing rude mind – I didn’t get my baps out or anything) – just above my top.
He seemed a bit taken aback but did it anyway. It was only after he had signed me that my lovely boyfriend let slip that it was the security guard!
*Double CRINGE!!*
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Oh dear...Why do you allow him to be into that shite?
Please please please stop him!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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They were utter c*untsHe's not allowed anymore. They did in all his white stuff and then fucked off. THAT will not be forgiven, esp. at it was my white stuff! I couldn't hate them more. WANKERS!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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