Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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A word of adviceThis is based on a story I've told before.
IF you happen to be a minor ethicist, and IF you happen to be invited to a big lawyers' dinner, and IF you start sounding off about a recent and very newsworthy ruling from the Law Lords, then you would do well to remember that the person to whom you are currently sounding off might well know the case well.
He might, for example, have been one of the Law Lords in question.
Just possibly.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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Whoops....I hope you gave him a full run-down of your considered opinions and have influenced his decision thusly.
After all, you always seem to have the right answer when there's any sort of debate on QotW - why should a Law Lord's opinion be any more sacred than that of a b3tan?
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Thankfully...... I thought that his judgement had been correct - or, at least, as good as the current law allows. I was sympathetic to the person bringing the case, but, in legal terms, it was a bit of a long-shot.
It was the fact that he had his name on a card at table, and I'd failed to make the connection that's worse.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:32,
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hahahagood work sir, that tops any of the fucks ups I have ever managed!
minus clicks for hob nobbing with the landed gentry though, tsk tsk
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