Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I was in the pub (surprise surprise!)with the other half and one of my mates 'Shorty', anyway I pop to the loo and on returning, sit down at the table and put my hand on my girlfriends leg.
Over the course of 'at least' 1 minute my hand is getting higher and higher up her leg, until she exclaimed 'look, if you're going to touch Shorty up at least do it when I'm not sat next to you'.
She was to my left and him my right and for some reason it just didn't compute quick enough.
And why the hell Shorty didn't say anything is beyond me, maybe he couldn't believe it was happening?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:36, Reply)
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