Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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killer meala few years back, i ran into a friend of mine whom i hadn't seen in a while. she looked depressed, so i asked her what was wrong.
"my dad just died," she told me. "i went to visit him and found his body. he'd been dead for a day or two."
i was horrified. "i'm so, so sorry," i says, "how did it happen?"
"he choked to death on a sausage" she replied.
i couldn't help it.
i burst into gales of laughter. choked to death on a sausage? at that moment, it seemed like the funniest thing i'd ever heard.
within 2 seconds, however, i was filled with deep feelings of shame and guilt. i apologised profusely, of course.
"don't worry," she says, "everyone i've told so far has laughed."
glad i wasn't the only one.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:06,
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