Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I can't stop thinking of these todayA few years ago I was at a very close friends wedding.
I’ve known her since my first year at Uni.
The wedding was lovely. The reception was ace. The food was great and the wine flowed freely.
Slightly too freely to tame my tongue it would seem.
Late in the evening, I am talking to the brides Mum, who I had only met a couple of times before.
‘[bride} looked stunning today’ I say ‘you must be so proud of how she has turned out because I thought she was a minger when I first met her’
WTF?
a) That’s not even true, she’s always been lovely and b) even if it was true, what the hell possessed me to say it out loud.
To anyone.
Let alone her Mum.
And, c) if someone can tell me why I followed it up with ‘Mind you, I always thought [bride’s elder sister] was really fit’ I’d be delighted to learn.
I am surprised I ever get invited anywhere really.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:11,
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