Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The linkbetween my brain and my mouth is very, very slow.
And I somehow don't seem to have learned that maybe it would be a good idea to wait for 5 seconds just to see if what I'm saying in my head sounds reasonable before blurting it out.
EDIT: and Djtp, no, it remains as painful as the first fuck up. I'm like a particularly stupid lab rat. The one who never learns that the button gives it an electric shock and thinks it's going to get food. Every. Time.
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