Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The milk bar is open...I'm currently breastfeeding, and sometimes it's easier, when I'm home alone, just to wander around with the milk bar constantly open.
This is fine, except for when the phone rings. I'm sure that sounds like it could be fine, I mean, it's not like the person phoning you can see you, is it?
The problem, you see, is our phone is on the windowsill. Of a very large window which not only looks straight out onto the street, but is also next to a junction, so we get a lot of stationary cars outside it.
I really must remember to make myself look decent before I pick up the phone... it seems the instinct isn't there unlike when answering the door!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:07, 2 replies)
HmmmmI wish I were breastfeeding at the moment. :-(
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