Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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My girlfriend'sa petite lady, size 8 n perfectly formed if I do say so myself.
Last time I visited her parents house in Cardiff I ventured downstairs in the morning wearing her dressing gown. Her mum was in the kitchen. We had a chat about the price of fish, she made me a cup of tea and I went back up stairs.
To be greeted by a look of complete and utter horror by my girlfriend who was just waking up. 'You didnt go down stairs looking like that did you?' Says she.
Now, I know pinks not my colour, but I thought she was overeacting ever-so-slightly. Til I happened to glance in her full length mirror and notices my cock n balls dangling free n easy beneath the dressing gown and looking rather proud of themselves. The damn dressing gown only just about covered my hips.
'Did anyone see you?' Says my girlfriend.
'Erm, your mum asked if you wanted a cup of tea bringing up.'
Bugger...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:31,
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