Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Sex toy ads & MotherWhen I was about 14 me and a mate of mine found some pages from a pron mag discarded in a hedge, a treasure trove indeed.
I stuffed some of the pages up my jumper and headed home. I popped into the lounge to say goodnight to the parents then headed up to bed...
Now when I'd walked out of the lounge, unbenownst to me a page of my pron haul had fallen out of my jumper onto the living room floor...
A minute or so later there is a knock on my bedroom door, Mum confronts me with a the page of pron (which just happens to be an advertisment page for dildos, vibrators, blow-up-dolls, you name it...) and asks where I got it, telling me how it's all "very adult" and that I shouldn't be looking into things like this.
The ground did not open up and swallow me (damn you ground) and I whimpered some excuse that I'd got the page off a mate and hadn't looked at it yet.
Luckily they never found the rest of my pron and the incident was never mentioned again, but I'm sat here cringing just thinking about it
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)
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