Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Pacemaker...I'd got one of those new-fangled l.c.d. watches and the novelty of the hour-chime hadn't worn off yet.
"Beep, beep", said my watch.
"What the fuck's that?" asked W.
"Shit!" I replied, "It's the low-battery warning on my pacemaker."
It was while I was thumping my chest, and shouting "Start - you bastard!", that I remembered that W's father had died, not three days before, of a heart attack.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:34, 4 replies)
You're getting a click for thisFunniest thing I've read all week. Nice one.
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WhoopsieThat is more than unfortunate...
still - mucho funny :)
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All the more reason for you to be conscious of your battery level, I should think.(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:00, closed)
It's probably worth mentioning......the fact that W was very good about the whole thing - waiting for precisely the right length of time (while I squirmed and wished for the ground to swallow me up) before cracking up and howling, "Your face is a fucking picture!"
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