I think this may be a pearoast but....
Many years ago I used to work in theatre as an assistant stage manager.

We we working on a production of The Rivals, on stage was a bowl of fruit. As the fruit had to be practical, i.e. eaten, we used real fruit. One of my jobs was to buy fruit every so often from the supermarket over the road. They used to give us gift vouchers in return for a mention in the programme.
One other thing that we managed to get for free was fags. Yes this was that long ago that we could get fags to smoke on stage for nowt in return for a mention in the programme.

One problem was that when people smoke on stage they have to put the fag out in an ashtray filled with water. When changing the set the water tended to splash. So we came up with the idea of using KY jelly.


So that is how I one day found myself in Sainsburys buying bananas and KY jelly with a gift voucher.



Length? Well a lady never tells.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 19:12, 5 replies)

Did the shop assistant tell you off
for not chewing your food properly?

**clickity** though I want to know what happened next...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:32, closed)

AAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh, ho ho ho!
Excellent!
You made me laugh out loud, and now my wife is wondering what's so funny.
*clicks a hundred times*
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:46, closed)

Haha
Reminds me of this comic
dummcomics.com/index?sid=72
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 0:58, closed)

Reminds me of when I was at the till in Sainsbury's
with two tubs of Haribo Starmix and a box of 12 Durex.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, closed)

Ayup.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:03, closed)