Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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They never knock...How about a story of turning a cringey moment into a moment of glory...
So I was about 14, and we had recently got cable tv installed. Those of you who remember early NTL cable will likely also remember the German channels that regularly showed nudey flicks after 10pm. Veritable ambrosia for a 14 year old boy.
So one night, I'm lying on my bed, watching the dodgy German channel, patiently waiting for them to get past the story bit. Fortunately, I was still clothed when my mother came barging into the room. Like lightning I hit the off button on the tv remote.
"What was that you were watching?"
"Nothing. Just crap"
"Oh, ok"
She comes in and places a basket of washing in my room. Then leaves, and just as she exits she says:
"I'll leave you to your dirty films then"
I go bright red, but luckily she has left by now. Thinking quickly, I get up, open the door and call out:
"It wasn't dirty - it hadn't got to the good bit yet!"
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:21,
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OoofffGood save.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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