Back in the days of yore..
,,when I was a horny teen, I was staying with my girlfriend and her rather liberal family - thought nothing of us sharing a room, were quite open minded and progressive.

So I'm due to cadge a lift into town with her dad one morning but we're having a lazy lay in, which inevitably resulting in a bout of intercourse. Things were going well and we'd progressed onto the floor, when suddenly the bedroom door opens. She bolts upwards with such speed that she'd rival an olympic sprinter off the blocks, and my view of the door is blocked; all I hear is her dad saying "are you coming?"

I had no idea how much he'd seen or not; suffice to say, I sheepishly emerged about 5 minutes later and duly jumped in the car for what I thought would be a 10 minute jaunt. Off we go, and a couple of minutes later the car breaks down! We were stuck together for about an hour, trying desperately to find things to talk about.

To his credit he never mentioned it, so neither did I. That was the only time in my life I'd wished the ground would open and swallow me whole.
(mcnelson, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:35, 1 reply)

Are you coming
I thought you were going to post that she'd told her dad "nearly" or some such.
Also, the way I read this:

"So I'm due to cadge a lift into town with her dad one morning but we're having a lazy lay in, which inevitably resulting in a bout of intercourse"

. . . I read that as the intercourse being with your girlfriends dad. Not being a grammar/syntax/whatever nazi, this just made me smirk
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 7:40, closed)