Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Sure did.He's an American staffy cross cattle dog, so he's got that big solid staffy head.
Took him out for a last walkie and wee for the night, and went to give him a pat at one stage. Bent down over him, (ooh, that doesn't sound right), just as he thought he'd jump up to say hi. He was a pup at the time, and quite exuberant.
SMASH.
I knew it was broken as soon as it happened, there was a cracking, smashing sound on impact.
The doctor in the emergency room laughed, which is exactly what I needed at 2:30am after waiting for 3 hours in the waiting room with a bag of frozen peas (rapidly thawing) on my shnoz.
Almost worth a post of its own.
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