Why
have you been banned from wanking?
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 5:14, 1 reply)

Well....
I'm currently in Japan, and in my time here have noticed two things.

a) Young ladies like their pubic hair over here. Now, I'm not talking a landing strip or small patch of curly V-shaped goodness. This is massive, Land-Before-Time untamed wilderness of thick, straight and bushy biff-fluff. The crowning moment came in a strip club with a university mate who's working out here; the young ladies did their strip, went around and then did a "bedroom scene" on a revolving stage. One young lady did the 'crab', where she leans back and only her feet and hands touch the ground while her back is off the floor. She rotated round, and the spotlights picked out her hair - it stood a full 2inches out from her minge, glinting in the harsh light. My friend and I collapsed into rioutus laughter at this point, much to the chagrin of dancer and punters alike.

b) Young ladies are not particularly inclined to swallow over here, and aren't all that keen on the cum-in-mouth/cum-on-face options either. Fair enough, but it's a turn-on for me so it counts as a small neg if she won't.

My young lady has had her hair all taken off with "lasers" (not at my bequest, she had it done well before we met) so I never have to worry about hair-in-teeth syndrome. She also loves to swallow so I have been told to "save it all" for her. She's just as filthy as me so I see it as a very small price to pay for quality time with a quality girl.

Although if it's a few days before we meet, I can have a couple of hours of "me time" and let it recharge. That's why I'm typing this one-handed.
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 5:38, closed)