Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Lip smackingly goodI was on the bus with a couple of friends, and because it was a long journey, I decided to play the 'in my pants' game. For those not in the know, it is simply where one adds 'in my pants' to the end of each of their sentences. Anyway, it was winter at the time, and I had some pretty dry skin on my face. One of my friends asked why I kept licking my lips, so I very nonchalantly, and a little loudly, responded that I had 'sore lips in my pants'.
Oh yus.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:45, 1 reply)
completely unrelatedhowever if you do suffer from sore or chapped lips the best thing you can do is kiss a dogs arse.....
not a cure in itself but it will stop you licking them :)
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:56, closed)
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