Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Clicky!1.. for "Wank out a Bollock".. blokes always look like they're being rough with their best mate...
2.. For those blue pills, in my case,the gentleman in question fell asleep/passed out five minutes after..Could I sleep? Could I do much in the flat he shared with his brother? I daren't take my buzzing bits home in a taxi cos I was scared I'd jump the driver.. Or get all sweaty and gasping at traffic lights.. I feel your pain, mate..
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:40, 1 reply)
It reallyis terrible, isn't it. The slightest thing sets you off. I thought I'd be able to crack one off and then go to sleep, but any remotely dirty thoughts and *woof*, there it goes again.
Only thing I could do was to try and wank myself unconcious. What on earth did you do?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:47, closed)
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