Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Why did I call it that in the first place?Back in the day when I was knee high to a grasshopper, ie about 5, I had a rather unusual name for my ladygarden, holy of holies, whatever you want to call it. It was an innocent name and one only used within our family. That was until the day I had to go visit our GP as said area was very irritated and itchy etc. When you got to the Doctors the receptionist would ask "what appears to be the problem" and then your Mum would give her a brief synopsis. I did not know this. And upon the question being asked, I blurted out at top kiddie-volume, in a waiting room not unfilled with punters
"I'VE GOT A SORE DIDLA".
Cue much sniggering from the poorly masses.
My Mum delights in telling folk that story. I'll get my own back when I'm picking what home she ends up in.
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Sallyrsm, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:32,
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Well doneNow I have a boner.
*starts to beat back raging dork*
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Really?And you think this is a proper response... how?
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This is B3ta.I'd be shocked if there wasn't a response like that.
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