Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Cannot be embarrassed
A couple of years ago I was invited to a house party at the house of a boyfriend. When I say house, we are talking about a 5 story house with around 5 tenants to each floor, which made for quite a busy party. They had tables and benches set up in the ground floor and guests were invited from the neighbourhood.
The party was excellent and started winding down at about 5am - leaving me and the boyfriend in the basement, surrounded by full ashtrays, empty bottles, abandoned meals, etc.
We were about to go upstairs to bed when I had the sudden urge to take all my clothes off and stand on one of the tables, grabbing my boyfriend's head and guiding it to the required body part. He was in the middle of sucking me when he suddenly said, "shit - I need to go and let the cat in (???) - be back in a minute", leaving me alone there.
Now I could have jumped back down and waited for him to come back, but I stood there starkers, straddling 2 tables with a gently-bouncing hard on eagerly awaiting his return, excited by the thought of being naked in this very public place that had been only half an hour ago full of party revellers.
The door opened and in he came.
Except, it wasn't him.
Another house tenant had come into the room looking for something. He spotted me in the middle of the room and stood absolutely still. He looked at my cock, then my face and simply said "good night", before closing the door behind him.
RE: the subject of this post. I had believed for a while that I couldn't be shamed. I had done so many dodgy things and been in so many situations that it was no longer possible for me to get embarrassed.
I was so, so wrong.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
A couple of years ago I was invited to a house party at the house of a boyfriend. When I say house, we are talking about a 5 story house with around 5 tenants to each floor, which made for quite a busy party. They had tables and benches set up in the ground floor and guests were invited from the neighbourhood.
The party was excellent and started winding down at about 5am - leaving me and the boyfriend in the basement, surrounded by full ashtrays, empty bottles, abandoned meals, etc.
We were about to go upstairs to bed when I had the sudden urge to take all my clothes off and stand on one of the tables, grabbing my boyfriend's head and guiding it to the required body part. He was in the middle of sucking me when he suddenly said, "shit - I need to go and let the cat in (???) - be back in a minute", leaving me alone there.
Now I could have jumped back down and waited for him to come back, but I stood there starkers, straddling 2 tables with a gently-bouncing hard on eagerly awaiting his return, excited by the thought of being naked in this very public place that had been only half an hour ago full of party revellers.
The door opened and in he came.
Except, it wasn't him.
Another house tenant had come into the room looking for something. He spotted me in the middle of the room and stood absolutely still. He looked at my cock, then my face and simply said "good night", before closing the door behind him.
RE: the subject of this post. I had believed for a while that I couldn't be shamed. I had done so many dodgy things and been in so many situations that it was no longer possible for me to get embarrassed.
I was so, so wrong.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
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