Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Pulling........up in the disabled parking space, all three of us jumped out of the car and headed to the spar.
Old lady appears from nowhere, red-faced and furious. 'Fit young lads like you parking in a disabled space, it's disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourselves..' and generally working herself up into a lather of self-righteous fury.
'Piss off' our driver replies.
Granny goes even more mental, threatening us with her walking stick.
Our driver sighs and pulls up both his trouser legs, revealing the metal cylinders of his artificial legs rising up from the urethane bumpers he calls ankles.
Old lady stops mid-rant.
I ask driver why he just didn't do that straight away instead of letting the old lady work herself up.
'I'm fed up with it. Stupid old biddies, that shit happens at least once a week.'
We walk on while I, not for the first time, try to work out how he can have no legs and yet still be 6inches taller than me.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 14:02, 2 replies)
Crowning gloryi like your final statement.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 14:24, closed)
how he can have no legs and yet still be 6inches taller than me.Presumably just like the dog licking it's balls - because he can.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 14:43, closed)
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