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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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This makes us both cringe, even now after 17 years
Another erotic interlude on the bus back from the seaside. This time from Scarborough, being early evening, the bus was much fuller; we were sitting halfway back, upstairs on the left.

Feeling a bit horny again, she started rubbing me up. Being 18, it didn't take much either. She asked me to get it out.

"On a bus? Are you mental?"
"Put your coat over your lap." she suggests.

So I did. She undid my zip, released my todger and slowly tugged away. She wouldn't go any faster because someone would get suspicious and see the coat moving.

"Urgh, you've leaked, it'll get on your coat".
"Rub it in with your thumb" I suggested.

Now, I'd discovered 5 years previously that doing that was rather pleasant. When she did it, it was mindblowing. It made my toes curl the wrong way. My body tensed up like a corpse at the onset of rigor mortis.

I was helpless, I couldn't do anything except just lay there, overpowered by this whole new level of pleasure I'd not felt before. It took a major effort not to start moaning and groaning.

She had to stop because it was getting a bit obvious. "You'll have to wait until we get to my house" she told me.

I put myself away rearrnged my coat so it just looked like I'd been holding it on my lap all along.

I mentioned to Mrs Maudlin about this week's QOTW, and the first thing she said was, "You with the coat on your lap on the bus back from Scarborough"

She had a point, the bus must've been a good 80% full. A good 30 passengers sitting around us must've realised something rude was going on.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)

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