Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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few weeks backat my sisters wedding at a country house hotel in Scotland
The vicar was standing next to the hotel owner who i had already had a run in with. he was like Basil Faulty but more snooty and decidedly less organised.
at small oriental woman dashed by...
Vicar: oh is that a little Filipino you have? Marvelous! They're so charming aren't they, very subservient.
Snooty Hotel owner: Yes she's my wife actually. From Thailand.
Vicar: Ah well ahem yes. I think i see the best man now. Whoosh!
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 18:02,
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Sorry...a few weeks back?
Charming. I'd rather hoped this was a story from the 60s.
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