Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The Mayor's Charity Event
When I was about 10, my grandmother and her husband were the mayor and mayoress of a couple of towns in Surrey. They hosted a charity event, (of which about 300 people turned up) where 50 or so brave men and women of all ages, abseiled down a huge building. One unfortunate old guy who was also extremely overweight, let out too much wire and was left hanging upside down, and everyone and everything just went silent. Just so happened that at that moment I needed to burp.. And I did. I swear to God it was like a nuclear bomb, never done such a cracker since. It quickly diverted everyone's attention to me instead of the man clinging on for his life, hanging upside down from the top of a building. It wasn't so cringeworthy for me, more for my nan and her bloke. I found it quite amusing to be honest.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)
When I was about 10, my grandmother and her husband were the mayor and mayoress of a couple of towns in Surrey. They hosted a charity event, (of which about 300 people turned up) where 50 or so brave men and women of all ages, abseiled down a huge building. One unfortunate old guy who was also extremely overweight, let out too much wire and was left hanging upside down, and everyone and everything just went silent. Just so happened that at that moment I needed to burp.. And I did. I swear to God it was like a nuclear bomb, never done such a cracker since. It quickly diverted everyone's attention to me instead of the man clinging on for his life, hanging upside down from the top of a building. It wasn't so cringeworthy for me, more for my nan and her bloke. I found it quite amusing to be honest.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)
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