Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Library VS NWAIt happened way back in college whilst i was studying hard in the library. I had been hard at it for at least 20 minutes when i noticed people going up to the counter and getting headphones (the big Dave Lee Travis ear cup ones), and so i wanted a piece of the action. I got up and asked for the headphones and the librarian told me what to do and where to go. I sat down in front of the tape cassette player and inserted my day old copy of 'Straight outta Compton'. After pressing play i waited for the intro, but none came. I pressed stop then again pressed play and still nothing after a short while. Then the tap on my shoulder made me take the phones off. Unknown to me i had inserted the jack in the wrong socket and every student, librarian and lecturer in the library had an earful of 'FUCK THE POLICE' at high volume. CRINGING BADLY AT THIS AS I READ IT..Nver went back into the library again all term...
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