Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Oral sex-related pearoast!My former bro-in-law told me that he once heard a little boy in a supermarket attempt to blackmail his mother, thus -
'If you don't buy me some sweets I'll tell everyone I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last night!'
His mother was cringing, but I bet his daddy wasn't.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 9:39, 3 replies)
Itwould have been better if it was his brother he saw.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:10, closed)
this one has done the rounds for yearsits usually in the queue at the bank
line is usually 'daddy's pee pee'
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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I heard it about 20 years ago from the bro in lawand we don't use the term 'pee pee' round here.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)
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