Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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^ This is partly the reason for my extreme cynicismWe used to spend hours in those classes picking apart the 'hidden meaning' behind every phrase. And then they tell you to go away and write your own poem, and fuck me is it easy to copy that pretentious style, like looking wistfully past your reflection and into the corner of the mirror as you wank yourself into a fit of 'creativity.'
And, as you rightly point out, they lap it up, anything as silly as "he is not made of beef" or "the gate is left open" or even "that year, only petunias grew" is suddenly valid as long as you can pretend you're really earnest about it.
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