Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Being a bit pissed, (totally wrecked) on an opening night..And making a comment about the possibility of the stage manager taking it up the wrong un.
I didn't notice her sitting on the floor, sorting a guy's costume. And she'd heard. The thing was, the opera had quite a few weeks to run, and I had to see her every night. Theatres being what they are, everyone had heard of it in about 2 minutes. It didn't help matters that the crew would simulate doggy style every time her or mtself walked in.
Oh and my mum finding hedgeporn in my bed, when I was about 14. Was a hero at school though, when I told my mate the story, and asked him not to tell anyone. Again, round the whole place in about 2 mins.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:54, 1 reply)
If for nothing else...Hedgeporn is so appropriate, we've all found it, some of us have showed it to our mums saying "Look mum, bare ladies" hahaha
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:23, closed)
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