Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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Go buy The Chronic 2000 by Dr DreNo better getting over a woman record than that one.
Or Sebadoh's 'Bubble and Scrape' if you HAVE to do the whole get weepy/get angry thing.
rafter
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(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:45, 2 replies)
^What, with such lyrics as: Slipped my ho' a fourty-fo' as she walked in da front do'?
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"Bitches aint nothing but ho's and tricks"Nothing wrong with a healthy disrespect for women. Far too many young men see them as Goddesses and have to learn the hard way they're only human.
I am not a misogynist.
Ask the bitch, sorry my girlfriend.
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Fuck me pink, baz!You're a Sebadoh fan as well? AND you own the same shoes as me?
Wait -
*narrows eyes suspiciously*
are you me?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:54,
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i have a winkleDo YOU have a winkle?
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I haveGIGANTACOCK! Dum dum DUMMMMMMM!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:56,
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unlessyou mean a whelk? I have a whelk.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:57,
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is that Nordie for wank?cos i can do that.
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