Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Bottle "accommodation"During my college days and at a college bash my rather drunken mate is chatting to a girl he's fancied for months.
All is going well, he likes her and she likes him.
Their conversation moves onto what each of them is drinking, she's drinking a bottle of Hooch which she proudly says she can "down in one" to which my mate replies: "yeah and I bet you could take the fat end first!"...
I do the gentlemanly thing and cringe on his behalf and wait till she's far enough away before I pretty much fall to the floor laughing uncontrollably.
Not suprisingly she never speaks to him again and my mate was gutted.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)
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