Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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PiratesA friend of mine, Ian, has a young son. Aged about 4 at the time, he was fascinated by pirates. Everything he thought or said was pirate-related.
He and his wife took the wee boy to a hotel on holiday that summer. At breakfast one morning, the kid piped up, "Daddy! Look - a pirate!"
"What's that son?, Ian said, hamming it up, "A REAL, LIVE PIRATE?"
Whereupon he turned round, following the gaze of his wife, who was rapidly reddening and about to burst trying to contain her laughter, to see behind him at the next table a rather indignant man with an eye patch.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:48,
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*Clicks*Love it. Seriously put off having children from all these stories, the little blighters!
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