Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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At the doctor's the other dayWalked into the waiting room, where an adorable little child was waiting with her mother, amongst the usual collection of old biddies etc. She jumped up and began bossing me around in that way that small children do, shouting "Come in, sit down!" Wanting to humour her, I went to say, "Thank you, where should I sit?" but of course I mumbled and said "Where should I shit?" to the five year old. As every pair of eyes swivelled to stare at me, I slunk off to the corner and hid behind the Camden New Journal.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:59,
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