Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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mmm dead baby jokesWhile chatting to a mate who I knew loved a good sick joke as much as the rest of us, I decided to fire off the old joke about the doctor in the maternity ward, dropping the baby, then playing basketball with it, then kicking it out the window.
"...april fool! It was still-born."
My mate went quiet. Not even a grin on his face. I could feel the next line coming in the pit of my stomach.
"I had a baby sister that was still born. She was gonna be called Emma"
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:28,
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i remember that jokewe got told it by a fat ginger kid
it was probably his finest moment.
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