Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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So Many To Choose From....But I think we'll settle on this one for now.
I work at a swimming pool in Putney, as a Lifeguard, and one day, an angry, Polish colleague comes up to me and tells me to shut the childrens pool at 10 minutes to 3, in case there is a party later.
Not wanting to piss him off more than he already looks, I agree and start clearing people out.
Everyone is complient, except one German woman and her very obese, rather unpleasant looking son. She claims the pool closes at 3 and starts ranting on about how ridiculous the situation is. She asks for the manager.
I tell her I can't get the manager because she is still in the pool, and I can't leave her on her own. She insists, so off I go, coming back some minutes later with my manager.
He tells me that the pool shuts at 3, not 10 to 3, and advises me to apologise, which I do not do.
The fact that I had to help her carry her 'child' down the steps after did not help my cheeks return to normal colour.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:26, Reply)
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