Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Belsen.A few years ago, I went to a beer festival in Germany. A minibus was hired, and filled up with heavy drinking Salford geezers. Most looking like members of the BNP, myself included. A lot of shaved heads, tattoos and gym type muscles. Actually, they were a top bunch of guys, and not rabid Nazis at all.
After a few days on the lash, someone, fuck knows why, suggested visiting Belsen. Half a days drive there.
Anyway, we forgot the map, and got totally lost. So our driver pulls up next to this old dear, very much the European type, and bellows, "'Scuse love, where's Belsen?"
The poor cow looked terrified, a bus full of shaven heads looking or the site of a Nazi concentration camp, and she scurried off. Some of us had our heads in our hands, some of us were laughing-sorry-and some genuinely couldn't see why she was bricking it.
We'd been talking about dinner ladies previous to this. Someone said to the driver, she could have been at Belsen. He looked blank for a few seconds, then said "She could have been a dinner lady there." Sorry, but you had to laugh.
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