Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Facebook is evilA friend of mine had been trying to get his way with a young lady friend of his - he'd been at it for months, with no obvious sign of success. Like all good friends, he would regularly text me with the sordid details - or rather lack of - he wasn't very good at getting anywhere.
Finally, through a combination of alcohol, luck and an expensive dinner, he manages to seduce said lady enough to take her back to his flat and perform all manner of suitably wicked deeds. Being particularly smug, he decides that he has to text me to let me know the good news. Being particularly drunk, the message 'I've finally conquered the elusive Miss X, and lo, it was good!' went not to me, but to the Facebook mobile status update service. She didn't see it as a compliment...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:16, Reply)
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