Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Audience MisjudgementAt the bar with some friends, getting drinks. The barmaid says "And there was a wine wasn't there?".
My friend sparks up with whining, along the lines of "Oh well it's been really cold and I hate my job".
And we all chuckle indulgently, as you do.
Of course my idiot brain can't help joining in, so I pipe up with "Actually, it was a white wine, so it's more a case of 'The blacks are getting all the jobs'".
No indulgent chuckle.
In fact, total silence. There may even have been some shuffling of feet. People sitting at the bar stared into their pints.
Oh dear.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:18, 4 replies)
Are they?Nobody told me.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:31, closed)
Not reallyBut it's not an untypical whine from some white people, and, you see, I was -
Oh well. Looks like I have another entry for this QOTW.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:03, closed)
that's bigoted.More importantly, it distracts attention from the money-hungry Jew.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:44, closed)
you need better friends mateAny person worthy of sucking in God's fresh air would have lolled that up heartily
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:47, closed)
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